It's that time of year again.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rayharper (-5000 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mercurialnature's purse (30 points). In March I bought porn for littlebitbad (-10 points). Last Tuesday I set pommede_sang's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I gave changing_spots a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4996 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, thewolf_inside

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For Gabe.

Yeah, it's your birthday in about 13 minutes, but I still don't have any clue what to give you other than this.

So, I'm taking the very easy way out. I'm yours. Completely and totally yours to boss around for the next 24 hours. Whatever you want, I won't say no.



Just remember, don't order me to do anything that will burn down the house.