Stole this from Sennyo.

[thewolfinside]

Pick a title for yourself in my little LJ family. Who do you want to be?
Wife?
Husband?
Pet?
Pool man?

Reply to this with your title. Get creative! No repeats!! Repeats welcome.

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[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

Inches? More than enough to make her smile for a week or two.

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*blinks and grins*

I meant money. Come on now, empty your pockets.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, shit.. sorry. Mind in the gutter.

*starts to reach into his pockets*

Wait a second.

A. Who the hell is the daughter?
B. I don't pay for it.

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*blinks and looks around, points at Lil*

She's the daughter, and if you don't want shot you will.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

Shit. She's worth it.

*Laughs and hands over the only money he has on him*

((And is pretending this all happened after he recovers from his broken ribs because technically he can't even be out of bed right now but couldn't resist comment))

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*counts the money and grins*

If anyone asks? This transaction never happened.

*starts backing away*

Oh, and if she clenches her fist, duck and run man, duck and run.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

*Laughs*

Dude, I was kidding. I'm not really gonna buy her. I don't do that. If she wants it, she'll show interest and there's nothing stopping me, I'm single and staying that way. You can keep the cash though, I took five contracts last week.

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*hands the cash back with a grin*

I don't need it either. And if she found out I even thought about it, I'm dead.

Very dead.

As in, she would probably try to hire you dead.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

*He takes the cash and stuffs it back in his pocket*

Hmmm.. next time you talk to her, let her know that it's open season on using my abs to wash her delicates if she still wants to.

*smirks*

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*arches a brow and grins*

Yeah, that's Lil. I'll let her know.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

*Grins*

Thanks.

She's pretty hot and at the time.. I had a girlfriend.

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

You do realise she's a werewolf now, right? And you'll have to do a meet and greet with the Alpha.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be the first time I was with a were, or a vamp for that matter. Only difference is the vamps have all been contracts and I staked them in more ways than one.

[thewolf-inside.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head and groans*

That was bad.

[jaydyn.livejournal.com]

But true.