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Lonely Puppy Stats

Formed:	23rd August 2005
Split:	26th October 2012
Best Album:	'Gestalt Cantatas Anorexic Abbeys Taxers' 10/10 in the NME (Album of the Year 2006.)
Best Single:	'Vinegary Deputed' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 28th March 2007.)
Records Sold:	30,881,190 in total (13,757,953 albums, 17,123,237 singles).
Reputation:	International
Groupies:	_hippolyta_ reportedly beat changing_spots to within an inch of their life after the Lonely Puppy keyboardist refused to fuck them. lion_passant and almostlikestud were more than happy to compensate for any ill feelingS.
Other	After a thorough investigation by the United Nations, Lonely Puppy were found to be in breach of a number of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Riggings Wear Hoppers Sterical Bobeche'.

Lonely Puppy Member Profiles

leela1 leela1's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.	lion_passant lion_passant is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
almostlikestud When almostlikestud started out in Aug 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice almostlikestud is finally beginning to master the bass.	thewolf_inside thewolf_inside is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics.
changing_spots When it comes to musical theory very few surpass the knowledge of changing_spots. In saying this changing_spots finds it extremely difficult to compose anything of worth.

Single Releases

#	Title	Date
21	Tufas Crayoned Lianes	Nov 2005
23	Guaiacol	Jan 2006
18	Sower Sherd Melted Drollery	Feb 2006
1	Phenoxy Groovier Wite Levant Morassy	Jan 2007
1	Vinegary Deputed	Mar 2007
1	Fallacy Ethnos	May 2007
2	Filarial Armyworm Tanbarks	Jul 2008
2	Riggings Wear Hoppers Sterical Bobeche	Aug 2008
2	Entices Troupe Fumarase Heifers	Sep 2008
2	Bowlfuls	Nov 2008
2	Wrinkly Coherent Nervy Izar Mudrocks	Nov 2009
1	Outdrank Thermal Ganister Psoae	Dec 2009
2	Babas Moods Hamming Outfawns Oy Whizzing	Feb 2010
1	Rut Philtra Horsemen Aisled	Mar 2010
1	Hoard Maximite	Aug 2011
1	Dadas Buyouts Tiffing Blasted Confect Fellah	Oct 2011
1	Qualmier	Dec 2011
2	Entire	Jan 2012

Album Releases

#	Title	Date
31	Grueling Bounding Subskill Pulled	Aug 2005
N/A	Gestalt Cantatas Anorexic Abbeys Taxers	Nov 2006
1	Fenders Broilers	May 2008
2	Balanced Footsy Landings Resawed Matadors Burthen	Aug 2009
1	Logoi Troutier Duolog Biffed	May 2011

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Does leonathaniel understand quantum chromodynamics?: I doubt it.
Will crankyoldbadger ever amount to anything?: How the hell should I know?
What habit does changing_spots have that you think they should give up?: ...none.
Would jaydyn look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?: *smirks*
What is desoulled_faith's favorite book?: Kama Sutra?
Who would win in a fight between key_to_me and dark_glamoury?: Shit, I think it would be a toss up. Unless you went no powers, then... yeah, still a toss up.
Is gryffindorseekr evil?: No.
What would maximoff_girl and arkham_crane inherit from icy_bitch's will?: Nothing and probably nothing.
What's the biggest difference between barbieslave and lupa_raina?: One's a hotel and one's now a demonic ~~mouse~~ eer, child.
Does _hippolyta_ know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?: Yes.
Did nthelizard leave the stove on again?: No.
Is blindinjustice best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?: *dies laughing*
What historical figure does pard_brat most remind you of?: ...she's one.
Where would you take redheaded_demon on a vacation?: The island.
What is troubled_brat's favorite movie?: Mean Girls.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

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That is the weirdest fucking meme I've ever seen. Key either loses at life or wins at internet. I'm not sure yet.

Both? I want to know what drugs we were buying from you in order to come up with those names.

Honestly? me too. I should have been charging more.

Jason Schuyler